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[cowboy]

I've never retweeted something quicker in my life

[melungeoninthedungeon]

Pretty much. If you transition slowly, people call you a trender and they question your validity, but if you do it quickly you're a bad influence onto other people who are transitioning. Yeah, it's all excuses to be transphobic. Go at your own pace, not anyone else's.

[ceanothusspinosus]

[ID

Retweet from jo @cervixpiercer:

cis people literally create a world where we have to transition as “quickly” as possible so we don’t get hatecrimed or discriminated to death and then get mad at us when someone says they felt rushed to make “irreversible medical decisions”

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[♤]

today on twitter

[stinkyhat]

[lezzyharpy]

fandom shit really was a mistake

[clowncomputing]

dark twitter show me the proship killings

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[officialfist]

[no-x-in-nixon]

I'm sending this to my son every time he asks me to make him dinner.

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[straycatj]

オレのすきなハコ

オレ大きいハコがすき

This is my favourite box

I love big boxes

[♤]

[ronaldreagancutupwhiletalking]

BIDEN STOOOOOP HE MAKES ME DRIVE THIS TO WORK I DONT WANT TO DRIVE THIS CAR I DONT I DONT! I WANT MY NORMAL CAR BACK!

[♤]

[ghostextremist]

I’m literally shaking bc of the sasuke five dollar bill I can’t stop laughing y’all

[ghostextremist]

please... look at him

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[weavemama]

daily reminder that there is absolutely nothing normal about being expected to waste a majority of your life at a corporation to survive instead of indulging in better life experiences ✨

[ralfmaximus]

In the 1960s it was a common speculation that by 1980 the typical work week would consist of 4 days. And by the year 2000 we’d be working no more than 3 days a week.

Because of computerization, automation, and better efficiencies in workflow.

Guess what happened instead?

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[abalonetea]

i work an average of 9-10 hours per day, 7 days per week, and barely keep up with my bills. it’s not normal or right.

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[eccentrica-gallumbits]

At work we have this mannequin, right? His name is Manny, and he is a pretty chill dude when you pass him in the hallway.

BUT

The second you look at him on the security cameras, he becomes the most terrifying creature in existence.

There is barely any activity to monitor in this corner of the hallway, none of the booths are even in the frame (except for 12), so why do we bother with this camera?

To watch Manny.

To make sure he stays contained.

[eccentrica-gallumbits]

HOW COULD I FORGET TO INTRODUCE YALL TO JENNA

SHE PROTECTS THE STORAGE ROOM

[doyouhearthunder]

Where do you work, the SCP Foundation?

[♤]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If homosexuality occurs naturally in almost all animals, you’ve probably seen a lesbian pigeon at some point.

[chromnur]

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[funnytwittertweets]

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID: tweet from RaxKingIsDead reads: ‘can you explain this gap in your resume’. sure! that represents the time i was Not working. seems kind of obvious tbh. /]